can somebody lower their standards and fall in love with me please

queeflto:

whenever i have to write an essay i always end up just repeating myself but in new creative ways

beyonces-butt:

I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown over a little thing and everyone thinks that you’re getting super upset about not washing your hair

-annoying:

who the hell decided that sean sounds like shawn

I suck at texting unless

• I am in a relationship with you
• You are my mom
• I need something
• Me and you are close as fuck

scvlptures:

depression is when you don’t really care about anything

anxiety is when you care too much about everything

and having both is just like what

screwsociety:

you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs

i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time

sluttyoliveoil:

following someone for months and liking their posts to get them to notice you and then they finally follow you